LUKA 11:37-54
MUNGU ANA UJUA UNDANI WAKO
YESU ANAENDELEA KUKEMEA TABIA ZA KUJIKOSHA MBELE YA WATU NA KUJIFANYA MWEMA WAKATI MOYONI ROHO ZETU NYEUSIII. TUNAFANYA MEMA KWA WALE TU WATAKAO TU NUFAISHA NA PALE TU TUTAKAPO VUNA TULICHO PANDA.
BOSS, UTA MUHESHIMU SABABU ANA KULIPA MSHAHARA; MTUMISHI, UTA MUHESHIMU SABU ANA KUWEKEA MAMBO YAKO SAWA KWA MUNGU. LAKINI MFANYAKAZI WAKO WA NDANI KAMA TAKATAKA. WALIO CHINI KIUWEZO WAKO NDO WANAUJUA UZIMU WAKO. ZAKA UNALIPA KWA WAKATI, LAKINI DADA ANA LIPWA SIKU – UKIJISIKIA KUMLIPA. BOSS, UNA MCHEKEA WAKATI MALI ZAKE UNAZIPIGIA MAHESABU JINSI GANI UMUIBIEEEE MAPAKA AKILI ZIMKAE SAWA. UNAMCHEKEA SHOGA AKO, KUMBE UNA MMEZEA MATE BWANA WAKE NA UNA YATAMANI MAISHA YAKE.
Luka 11:39
Bwana akamwambia, Ninyi Mafarisayo mwasafisha kikombe na sahanikwa nje, lakini ndani yenu mmejaa unyang’anyi na uovu.
Luka 11:42
Lakini, ole wenu, Mafarisayo, kwa kuwa mwatoa zaka za mnanaa na mchicha na kila mboga, na huku mwaacha mambo ya adili, na upendo wa Mungu; iliwapasa kuyafanya hayo ya kwanza, bila kuyaacha hayo ya pili.
MUNGU YULE YULE UNAE MTOLEA VYA NJE NDIE ANAE KUONA UNAVO BALUZAAA KWA NDANI.
Luka 11:40
Enyi wapumbavu; aliyefifanya vya nje, siye yeye aliyevifanya vya ndani pia?
BWANA YESU ANA KEMEA TABIA YA MTU KUWA KABURI LA WAZI AMBALO WATU WANAKUONA MWEMA, NA UNA WATAKIA MEMA KUMBEEE WANGEKUJUAAAA.
ANA ONYA TABIA: UNATAKA WEWE ULIPWE VIZURI, LAKINI WEWE USIWALIPE WATU VIZURI. UNATAKA MABOSS ZAKO WAKUJALI NA KUKUZINGATIA MASLAHI YAKO, WAKATI WEWE WA CHINI YAKO UNA WAONA KAMA TAKA TAKA NA KUWATAWALA KWA MKONO MZITOOO.
AMEKANYA TASIA YA KUWAJENGEA MANABIII MAKABURI I L HALI BABA ZETU NDO WALIO WAUA. KWA KUJENGA MAKABURI, MAANAKE TUNA KAMILISHA KUWAZIKA PASIPO KUCHUNGUZA KWANINI NA KIBIPI WALIUAWA? NA JE WALIKOSA KWELI?
ILIKUWA HAKIKUWA UWA??? SISI TUNAONA SABABU WASHA KUFA HERI TU TUKAZIKAAAA.
UNAWEZA KUSEMA, MIMI SIJAWAHI KUMUUA NABIII YOTOTE!
PHYSICALLY, YES! LAKINI EMOTIONALLY NA SPIRITUALLY UME UA MANABIII WENGI KULIKO JEZEBEL.
UKIONA NABIII ANA CHAMBULIWA ONLINE KAMA KARANGA UKA COMMENT KWENYE ILE CHARACTER ASSASI NATION, UME UAAAAAA! UKI LIKE USHUBWADA WA ALLEGATIONS ZAO, UME UA. UKI ENJOY KUSOMAAA NA KUBURUDIKA MPAKA KWENYE KUCHA NA KUTLII KIU YAKO KWAMBA WOTE TUNAENDA MOTONI, UME UAAAAA.
SIO MPAKA UMUE NABIII KWA PRESSURE NA SUKARI. HATA UKIUA HUDUMA ILIO NDANI YAKE, UME MUUA NABIII – ATABAKIA MTU AMBAE SIO NABIII. MASALIA YA MFANO WA NABIII.
UNAMUONA NABIII ANA PASSION NA KAZI YAKE NA ANA MALENGO NA NIA YA KUFIKA MBALI. UNA MDHULUMU, STAHILI KI ZAKE ZA KINABIII. HULIPI ZAKA KWAKE, UNALIPA ZAKO ROMAN AMBAPO MAFATHER WANAISHI IN THEIR LARGER THAN LIFE CONVENTS! MPAKA ZINA GRAVEYARDS HATA WAKIFA, HAWA CHANGANYI KANI. WANA CHEFS! ZAKA YAKO IS JUST A NUMBER IN A BILLION DOLLAR VATICAN INVESTMENT! HATA USIPO TOA, HAWA FEEL WALA HAWA STUKLIII.
NA JEURI YA KUMWAMBIA FATHER, SINA KAZI, NIOMBEE HUNAAA! LET’S SAY UNEMKUTA, HE IS IN GOOD SPIRIT. SIKU HIO AKI KUOMBEA NI DAKIKA 3! NA MAISHA YAKO HAFUNGUI BIBLIA! YOU ARE NOT THAT IMPORTANT! NA KWA USALAMA WAKO, BORA UFANIKIWE! MAANA USIPO FANIKIWA, JEURI YA KURUDI HUNAAA. KWISHA HABARI YAKO.
LAKINI MTUMISHI MDOGO HANA BILLION DOLLAR VATICAN INVESTMENT. ANA JUA UMUHIMU WA MUUMINI MMOJA MMOJA! EVERY TITHE COUNTS TO HIM! ANAJUA UMUHIMU WA KUWA TUMIKIA WATUUU. ANAJUA KUKUA KWA HUDUMA YAKE, LAZIMA MUNGU AMPE MATOKEO, OTHERWISE ATAKUWA HANA HUDUMA.
HUYU MTUMISHI MDOGO NDIO MZURI! UNAWEZA KUMPIGIA SIMU MARA 20! UNAWEZA KU NEGOTIATE TERMS UNAVO TAKAAA WEWE! UNAWEZA HATA KU TRAIN UTUMISHI BUREEE KWAKE! ATA KUFUNDISHA VERY HUMBLY!
NILIENDA NA RAFIKI YANGU KWA MTUMISHI WAKE, ALINGANGANIA SANAAA NIENDE NA DADA YAKE ALIKUWA APPRENTICE KWA HUYO MTUMISHI, AND THE MOM WAS NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT! AKANIAMBIA, THERE IS SOMETHING FISHY, NENDA WEWE MJANJA MJANJA UTAGUNDUA KITU.
NI MBALLLLL KICHIZLLLLL! KIVULEEEE! NA LIENDA NA BODA BODA I L NIONE HUMBLENESS YA MTUMISHI. HE WAS AN OLD MAN! ANA ISHI MAISHA MAGUMU AJABUUU. KATOKA KUFUKUZWA ENEO ALIPO PANGA, NDO KANUNUA ENEO LAKE! NA KAMA WAMEJENGA BANDA BANDA TU! IT WAS PATHETIC.
HE WAS GOOD! POLITE! ANA NIAMBIA WANATAKA KUINUA HUDUMA YAO. KIPINDI HIKO SINA HATA HUDUMA. NA KILICHO NIPELKEA, TULIKUWA TUNA ANZA BIASHARA NA WATU, NA HAO WATU WANA NYOTA NYEUSLLLL, SIJAWAHI KUONAA! HAKUNA KINACHO SOGEA. NIKA MWAMBIA, AKAN IPA MAANDIKO! HATA SIKUMBUKI NI ANDIKO GANI LAKINI LILIKUWA SOLID! MAANA LILINI WAOOOH!
WAKATI TUNA ONDOKA, IDASHED HIM 1 MILLION FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, SABABU HE WAS BUILDING GOD A HOUSE IN THE OUTSKIRTS OF DARESALAM, AND A PREDOMINANTLY MUSLIM TERRITORY! IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE. SO WHATEVER. HE NEVER SAID THANKS! ACTUALLY ALIONGEA KWAMBA HIZO SADAKA KAZI ZOA. NA MIMI, I WAS NOT OFFENDED, NILIJUA TU HE WAS PLAYING MIND GAMES.
MAANDIKO YALIFANYA KAZI SANAAA! NA JAPO HAKUSHUKURU, HE WORKED FOR THE MONEY! ALIKUWA ANANI PIGIA SIMU SAA 8 USIKU, AKIWA MADHABAUNI KWAKE, ANA OMBAA MPAKA SAA 10 TO PROVE MY MONEY WAS WELL SPENT. BIASHARA ILIFUNGUKA NA PESA IILTIRIRIKA.
NA PESA NDO SHETANI MWENYEWE! TUKA PARANGANYIKA, BAADA YA PESA KUWA NYINGI, NDO USHANGAE. WAKATI BIASHARA NGUMU, TULIKUWA PANOJA KWELI KWELI. MAMBO KUFUNGUKA, TUKA ZULUMIANA NA KUTAWANYIKA. SABABU ANDIKO NILIKUWA NALO, MIMI NIKAONDOKA NA UPAKO NA KWENDA KUANZA SOLO BUSINESS! NA IMEENDA MJINI! WALE WAME PAUKAAA HATARLLLL!
THE PASTOR WE KEPT IN TOUCH AND HE DEMANDED AT FIRST SMALL MONEY! I WAS DASHING HIM! KUMTIA MOYO KWENYE HUDUMA YAKE. SASA SIJUI ALIONA NI GOLD MINE, NA KILICHO MUUMA, MAANDIKO YAKE KUFANYA KAZI AFU VEVE HANUFAI KI! AKAANZA KUDAI HELA KUBWA KUBWA. WAKATI HAPO TUSHA GOMBANA NA BIASHARA, TULI IUA KWA JEURI TUUU! I BLOCKED HIM. NA THAT FRIEND I ALSO BLOCKED SABABU ALIKOPA HAKULIPA. SHE MARRIED WRONG!
THINGS WENT SOUTH. NA MIMI SIKUWA NIME SIMAMA KILIMANI.
KUJUTAAA, NAJUTAAA KWELI KWELLLLL! YALE MAOMBI SIKU YAANDI, KA SO SIYAKUMBUKLLL TENAAA. SAHIVI, KUNA BIASHARA KUBWA YA UHAKIKAA, LIFE CHANGING. NIME INGIZWA NA WATU WEMA SANAAA SANAA, HAWAWEZI KUMDHULUMU MTU, NA MAMBO NI MEUSLLLL HATARLLLL. HAO WATU WANA NITEGEMEA MIMI TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN, TUPATE MAHELAA. NA KU PROVE THEIR TRUSTWORTH, THEY HAVE GIFTED ME VERY EXPENSIVE THINGS ALREADY OUT OF THEIR GENEROSITY! AND I AM GOOD FOR NOTHING SO FAR! I AM ASHAMED OF MYSELF.
THE OLD MAN WAS 60 YEARS. HE SAVED GOD FOR NOT LESS THAN 40 YEARS, SO HE KNOWS THESE THINGS BY EXPERIENCE. HE HAS SEEN SEASONS AND SEASONS OF SEED AND HARVESTS. YANI, IBADA KAMA HIZI ANAFANYA HATA USINGIZINI. THE MAN GAVE ME 1 SCRIPTURE! JUST 1! AND IT OPENED THE FLOOD GATES OF HEAVEN. NINGEISHI NAE VIZURI INGEKUWA SIMU MOJA TU.
LAKINI NEXT WEEK, MANAKE KESHO, NAANZA KUFANYA IBADA MWENYEWE ZA KUFUNGUA MAMBO YETU! NA HAWA WATU, SIJUI KAMA WATANICHUKULIA SERIOUS. MAANA MMOJA MZEE KWA KANISA KKT MWINGINE, M ROMAN, MPAGAN. KAZI IPOOOO.
WATU WENGI TUNA TABIA YA KUUA HUDUMA NDANI YA WATUMISHI, HASA PALE AMBAPO MAMBO YAKO YAMEENDA, AONA WA KAZI GANI TENA??? UNNECESSARY COST TU! NA MTUMISHI ANA UMIA SANAA UKI MKATA BAADA YA KUVUKAAA! BORA UMKATE KABLAAAA
